Clothes that kids can actually romp around in. It was fun, cute and looked like actual kids’ clothes. That outfit struck me as awfully Hot Topic-y when I first saw it come together, but the longer I stared at it, the more I realized that of all the designs, it was the most, well, kid-like. His zipper- and grommet-embellished ensemble for tykes made the judges go goo-goo-gaga. That’d be Seth ”I know what kids like” Aaron. At least Heidi, in her best mommy voice, gave the girl props for owning the runway. And boy did I feel bad for little Ixele who, as the judges laid into Janeane with increasing venom (”It’s a design competition… It looks like a cheap mall outfit,” said Heidi), retreated behind Brittany. She’s been struggling for weeks, churning out piece after uninspired piece and treading water like a panicked puppy, so when the judges gave her the boot, I can’t imagine that part of her wasn’t relieved to get the hell out of there. But by the time she had to defend that tragic red jacket and matching symphony of dull in front of the judges, Janeane had to know she was toast. Before Heidi even announced the challenge, Janeane was drained, still licking her wounds from the evisceration she received from Joanna Coles. The poor girl spent the entire episode looking like… not so much a deer in the headlights, but Bambi forced to relive his mother’s execution ad infinitum under the glare of the hunter’s blinding high-beams. Well, it was overpowering everything but the sad, pathetic output that was Janeane’s this week.
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